factota:

fuck

(Source: fzur, via florenceandfrank)

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman, via annaakiba)

babybutta:

tha-htwnbelle:

teamfreekickass:

alexandertheprettyalright:

mamalaz:

Bradley Cooper and Vin Diesel 

Speaking their lines vs the final product

Why is Vin Diesel looking down? Is he worried he’s gonna forget his line?

Vin Diesel asked the director his inspiration for every line he did and did multiple takes until he was satisfied. He also recorded the line over 1,000 times and also recorded his lines in Mandarin, Portuguese, French, and Spanish so they could use his real voice in those versions. He’s looking at his lines because Vin Diesel is a  dedicated  motherfucking professional

The better question: why the hell he wearing sunglasses in the studio?

So he can’t see the haters.

(via darklordfluffypoopykinz)

porygons:

thegoddamazon:

iraffiruse:

Frozach Submitted

Whoa…

GETTING EDUCATION DEGREE, MOVING TO SWITZERLAND

(via captain-of-the-corridor)

the-11-doctor:

thisfuturemd:

brigwife:



Romanticized vs. Realistic

as a member of Scotland I can confirm

sushinfood:

panzerbjoern:

ruinedchildhood:

when the teacher keep teaching after the bell has already rang 

image

When you little shits didn’t shut the fuck up so I can do my fucking job and now we both have to stay longer

image

I’ve never seen a post sympathize with a teacher

There is hope yet for this world

(via darklordfluffypoopykinz)

stability:

theperksofbeingbeyonce:

stability:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike

i feel as though we’ve had different experiences

(via nishaisanerd)

hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

Stay away from this blog if you hate laughing!
hodge-podgery:

cuntravoid:

malformalady:

 An old tree stump with grass growing over it, Faroe Islands

are you stupid thats a unicorn

oh what I have to draw this

I love this unicorn